no carbs!

I'm in Mississippi, in a really charming house with a screened-in porch and lots of windows and a couple of vaguely run-down buildings in the back, which seems very Southern to me. This house also has wireless! So here I am.
Last night I was at a gas station in Alabama, filling up and checking on my directions. I wandered around in search of a snack and found a display of seven different flavors of pork rinds. This horrified me, because I'm not a fan, but I loved that the packaging says, "No Carbs!" Well, yes, that's truth in advertising for you.